Yes. Really.

natjennie:

we really fucking popped off with words for being up to no good. scam. fraud. swindle. nefarious. dastardly. ne'er-do-well. diabolical. scheme. rogue. knave. there are real classics.

orteil42:

english flower names are so evocative. snapdragon. wolfsbane. even as loanwords they’re still pretty; dandelion traces back to old french for “lion’s tooth”. meanwhile the actual french word for dandelion means piss-the-bed

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

we’re having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You’d unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

witchesversuspatriarchy:

I’m social with crows

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i’m defending a thesis.

ALT

memeuplift:

sovietnam:

thememedaddy:

narliee:

Audrey Horne in TWIN PEAKS 1.05

fairycosmos:

juneacademiaa:

crazy how much ppl do not care that you are literally losing your mind if you are a quiet woman who doesn’t inconvenience others much

omg my post 😭 honestly still real